Sexy Things

Cold-Blooded Hunk of the Month: The Late Gregory Bullster

Cold-Blooded Hunk of the Month: The Late Gregory Bullster »

We were sorry to learn a couple of months ago that our favorite vampire model, Gregory Bullster, had passed away. He was our Cold-Blooded Hunk of the Month in December of 2010, and we thought...

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Vamp Hottie of the Month: Cyrus Maloof

Vamp Hottie of the Month: Cyrus Maloof »

Name: Cyrus Maloof Age: Who cares–he’s hot. Fetish: Shower sex. Where you might run into him: At the gym, in the sauna, at The Palms. Where you can see him: Cyrus is a famous calendar...

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Entertainment

July Horoscopes »

July Horoscopes

Cancer: Your emotional needs will come first this month, as Jupiter’s moons are in retrograde. Tell your vampire that you need a little extra...

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Letters to the Editor »

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor, I really appreciated your article last month as well as the tips for Dealing with the Strong, Silent Vamp. I’ve been dating...

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Dear Vampy: How do you get a vampire to trust you? »

Dear Vampy: How do you get a vampire to trust you?

Dear Vampy, I feel like my vampire boyfriend doesn’t trust me. He won’t tell me what he does for a living, he won’t tell...

Jul 4 2011 / Comments Off / Read More »

Vamp in the Streets »

Vamp in the Streets

Last month, we set out at midnight to interview five vampire hotties about what they think the most sexy outfits are for human women...

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Vampire Date Night Rituals, Part 1: The Teeth »

Vampire Date Night Rituals, Part 1: The Teeth

Written by: Dann Alexander The night has arrived. You scored yourself a date with a vampire—and not just any vampire, but THE vampire.  He...

Jul 4 2011 / Comments Off / Read More »

Fashion

Flapper Fashion that Works Now »

Flapper Fashion that Works Now

For those of you dating a 20′s era vamp, you’ll find that nothing makes your fanged freak’s blood run hotter than a short skirt, bobbed hair, dropped waist and beaded fringe-like layers. But with all the stereotypes, many modern women fail to remember the true...

Jul 4 2011 / Comments Off / Read More »

Next Month

Next Month in VampLure »

Next Month in VampLureWorried about keeping your vampire interested in you as you age? We’ll give you some sexy tips to make sure he doesn’t wander. Ever wonder...

Jul 4 2011 / Comments Off / Read More »

Dear Vampy

Dear Vampy: How do you get a vampire to trust you?

Dear Vampy: How do you get a vampire to trust you?

Dear Vampy, I feel like my vampire boyfriend doesn’t trust me. He won’t tell me what he does for a living, he won’t tell me about his past—all he wants to do is...

Jul 4, 2011 / More »

Fashion

Flapper Fashion that Works Now

Flapper Fashion that Works Now

For those of you dating a 20′s era vamp, you’ll find that nothing makes your fanged freak’s blood run hotter than a short skirt, bobbed hair, dropped waist and beaded fringe-like layers. But...

Jul 4, 2011 / More »

Interview

Interview with Vampire Model John X

Interview with Vampire Model John X

John X has long been one of the world’s most popular vampire models. His face and eight-pack abs have lit up billboards and magazine ads everywhere, and his presence on television commercials for...

May 2, 2011 / More »

Letters

Letters to the Editor

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor, I really appreciated your article last month as well as the tips for Dealing with the Strong, Silent Vamp. I’ve been dating my vampire boyfriend for six months and he is...

Jul 4, 2011 / More »

How-To

Dealing with Vampire Possessiveness

Dealing with Vampire Possessiveness

Vampires are possessive with their property, their lovers (which are not more than a step above property), their information and their personal history. It is not often a human woman is lucky enough...

Jul 4, 2011 / More »

Horoscopes

July Horoscopes

July Horoscopes

Cancer: Your emotional needs will come first this month, as Jupiter’s moons are in retrograde. Tell your vampire that you need a little extra care and consideration or lean more on your friends...

Jul 4, 2011 / More »

Television

Fall’s Vampire TV Lineup!

Fall’s Vampire TV Lineup!

Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire Vampire? Tuesdays at 11PM: Ten gorgeous young women compete to win the magically-modified heart, hand and prenuptial agreement of a millionaire, unmarried vampire. The women will do...

May 2, 2011 / More »
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About VampLure

VampLure is a fictional magazine that was spawned during world building for The Vampire Relationship Guide series (available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble and Smashwords).

VampLure was designed as a trashy women’s magazine specifically for those ladies who want to have relationships with vampires. VampLure is not an empowering sexual advice rag. It is modeled after the women's magazines of the 40′s and 50′s. Remember, it's satire--not real life.
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