Cancer: Your emotional needs will come first this month, as Jupiter’s moons are in retrograde. Tell your vampire that you need a little extra care and consideration or lean more on your friends to get the emotional support that you crave.

Leo: You are the king of the forest, and the queen of your vampire this month as your sex appeal reaches an all new high thanks to the reflection of Saturn’s debris and dust-filled rings.  Use this extra sex appeal to get more sex AND more presents from your fanged cutie.

Virgo: Your organizational skills will come in handy this month as you must corrdinate the comingling of your life with your vampire’s. Whether you are comingling homes, finances or hobbies, you and your pointy-toothed playmate are growing closer and taking your relationship to the next level.

Libra: All’s fair in love and vampire sex. While two blood-sucking boys might be fighting over you this month, you will find that your heart resides elsewhere. Don’t be afraid to confront your true emotions and move toward getting what you want, instead of just settling for what wants you.

Scorpio: It’s time to reign in your focus and concentrate on what’s important this month. Last month might have been for play time, but this month your vampire wants to see some serious changes in attitude from you or he’s gonna look for the door.

Sagittarius: It is important that you try to stay focused this month on your responsibilities. When in a new relationship with a vamp, it’s easy to get distracted from work, school and your friends—but remember, the vampire could move on to another human anytime. Don’t cut out everyone in your life in favor of spending time with him.

Capricorn: In July, you need to make a special effort to keep your feet on the ground and your head out of the clouds at work, at play and at home. Keep moving forward in your career and with your vampire soul mate and don’t let one thing crowd out the other.

Aquarius: This month puts you even more in touch with your creative side, and it may make your vampire a little jealous that your fingers are busy on something other than him. Be sure to take some time for the big, strong blood sucker too.

Pisces: Indecisive is no way to be when faced with the possibility of travelling with your vampire. Take the risk and put your insecurities aside. No matter what happens, it’ll be the trip of your lifetime.

Aries: Stubbornness won’t do you any favors in getting your vampire lover back into the crook of your neck, Aries. Drop the stubborn act, lose the horns, and apologize for what you obviously did to fall out of his favor. A little bit of sexy groveling can go a long way.

Taurus: You may want to be in charge of everything this month, but it’s your vampire who will be calling the shots. If you want your relationship to be harmonious, your best bet is to back down when the situation is important to him, though you can stand your ground on less vital issues.

Gemini: The two faces of Gemini aren’t fun anymore when they are pitted against each other, as they are while the Helvetica comet races through the solar system. During this vibe-sensitive month, don’t try dating two entities at once, either settle on the vampire or the human.