Dear Editor,

I really appreciated your article last month as well as the tips for Dealing with the Strong, Silent Vamp. I’ve been dating my vampire boyfriend for six months and he is very…still. He doesn’t show much emotion ever and hardly even speaks to me about personal matters.

Now I understand that by simply choosing to spend time with me, he has paid me the utmost compliment. I’m so grateful to you for making me understand this!

Gratefully Grovelling, PA

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