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Dear Vampy: How do you get a vampire to trust you?

Dear Vampy: How do you get a vampire to trust you?

Dear Vampy, I feel like my vampire boyfriend doesn’t trust me. He won’t tell me what he does for a living, he won’t tell me about his past—all he wants to do is have sex and watch Kung Fu reruns. What should I do? Lizzie P. in New York Dear Lizzie, Human, who do you [...]

Dear Vampy: Do vamps want fanged women?

Dear Vampy: Do vamps want fanged women?

  Dear Vampy, I’ve been thinking about getting fang implants to impress my vampire boyfriend. But, is that considered rude or unattractive for a human to do? Toothy P. in Tulsa Dear Toothy, It’s a good thing you got word to me before you made this drastic change and committed this fangy faux-pas. Let me [...]

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