Vampire Date Night Rituals, Part 1: The Teeth

Written by: Dann Alexander The night has arrived. You scored yourself a date with a vampire—and not just any vampire, but THE vampire. He is the perfect object for your affections and the type who has acted as the motivation behind all of your masturbatory fantasies. Your clothes are picked out, hair “vamped” up to [...]
July 4, 2011 | Posted in General Advice | Read More »
