Fall’s Vampire TV Lineup!

Who Wants to Marry A Millionaire Vampire? Tuesdays at 11PM: Ten gorgeous young women compete to win the magically-modified heart, hand and prenuptial agreement of a millionaire, unmarried vampire. The women will do their best to woo him using their feminine wiles, bodies, and traditional values of acquiescence and servitude. How I Met Your Step-Vampire. [...]